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Four Christmases

Submitted by Neon Tiger on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 1:05pm

I want to say that this is the worst Christmas movie I have ever seen, but after thinking about it a bit longer, I can honestly say that Four Christmases may not only be the worst Christmas movie I have ever seen, but may be the worst movie I have ever seen.

Words can't even describe how god awful it is. Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn have hit a new low. When is Vince Vaughn actually going to try to act again. I think he plays the same role in every movie. The fast-talking trying to be funny guy. It's getting aggravating and is honestly not funny anymore. It worked in Wedding Crashers, it's time to move on.

And how in the hell did Robert Duvall, Sissy Spacek, Mary Steenburgen, and John Voight all sign on for this steaming pile of doo-doo? Did they even read the script? Are they in that much need of a quick paycheck? Did Jon Favreau think his mohawk looked funny?

The only good thing about this movie were Kristin Chenoweth's breasts. If you like to watch movies at all, stay away from this sad excuse for a Christmas movie, it will ruin your holiday.

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