Drag Me To Hell
Submitted by Anacin on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 12:05am
If you want to see a horror movie that you want to both laugh at and have it make you feel like an idiot, than this is for you. I didn't even pay to see this movie, my friend payed for me, and I feel I should not only pay him back, but should also write an apology letter.
Both the acting and the CGI in this film are overly laughable and idiotic. I'd prefer watching Garth Brooks raping Hannah Montana in concert. At least there I know I'm being entertained by something that looks real. The CGI could have been so much better, I mean, we're in the 21st century, the age of T2: Judgment Day and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and we can't create something that looks real every time? I mean, I do understand Raimi's style, but every scene that passed I couldn't help but feel more and more like a sucker. It looked too cartoony in my opinion.
The acting was ridiculous. I can seriously not recall anybody screaming or jumping, but all laughing. This movie is full of bad decisions, corny lines, repetition, and cheap thrills that are nothing but predictable.
In conclusion, go to watch this movie with intentions of watching a crappy CGI'ed comedy.
(3 votes)
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It had an end. | The teens around me. |
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Perfect Loot System; Low Hardware Requirements | Brings nothing new to the genre |
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Epic at times. | Trying to be epic on every song. |
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More "electric" than "acoustic" | Haven't fully grown out of that teenage emo audience |
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Pop rock at it's best | Won't please hardcore Pinkerton fans |
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Mark Tremonti's face melting guitar playing | Scott Stapp's trying too hard |
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Comments:
I actually didn't mind this
Submitted by snakepliskin on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 12:40pm.
I actually didn't mind this so much. It kept in the vein of Army of Darkness I thought. Good for Reimi
Eh...
Are you kidding me? WHY WAS THERE AN ANVIL CONVENIANTLY PLACED ABOVE THE APPARITION OF THAT GYPSY WOMAN!!!??? The movie was downright cheesy and ridiculous. Raimi is such a hack director.