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Michael Bay's Flowchart for making Blockbusters

 

  We here at Raw Critics like to leverage our god given abilities, in this case its rifiling through celebrities trash for food juicy gossipy bits. This time while checking Michael Bay's trash we found a veritable treasure trove of movie memorabilia, including the 1994 version action figure of Optimus Prime which actually looked like it had fecal matter on it. Anyway, the big paydirt was the flowchart on how to make blockbuster movies. We are now releasing said flowchart so that everyone may now have the knowledge of how to make millions of dollars for blowing stuff up.

Michael_Bay Flowchart Blowing Stuff Up

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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JVM's picture

wow

this is a major find! It explains pretty much everything. Except for Kate Beckinsale in Pearl Harbor, Angelina Jolie in Gone In Sixty Seconds, and Tea Leoni in Bad Boys, all whom transcend the crap that those individual films are comprised of.