In the midst of a sports scandal for the ages, a spokesperson for Tiger Inc. has confirmed that he has indeed lost all of his existing endorsements.  Everyone from Nike to American Express has decided to part ways with one of the most successful athletes of all time.

  Nike had this to say, "We basically don't support what he did.  Marriage is a bond that should never be broken, especially like this.  Plus, we have no idea why he would want to cheat on a wife like that.  She is just too hot."  He added: "On the bright side; we've always thought he was good in our commercials.  Perhaps he should start fresh in a new industry and find a path in acting."

  The comment was widely received and it seems that Lifetime has picked up on the idea.  According to sources close to Tiger, Lifetime approached him about a deal to bring his real life drama to the small screen.  

  The source: "It was basically a no brainer.  We cornered him and told him that he had no money left.  His wife took half; he paid off the mistress to keep quiet, and he lost all real avenues of revenue in his life.  Let us buy your life..."

  Tiger Woods: Rise and Fall premieres in April of 2010.