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Gene Simmons buys Hall of Fame; Nominates Self

 

  After much controversy last year after the vocal outpour of dislike for the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame's choice of inductees, Gene Simmons finally got what he was after.

 

  According to early reports, apparently Gene Simmons came to an agreement with investors to purchase the Rock n' Rock Hall of Fame for just under 20 million dollars. Sources close to Mr. Simmons informed us that among his first order of business was to include himself on this year's nominee ballot which was released yesterday.

 

  Mr. Simmons was reported as saying: "It's time for a change in this place.  The world is a better place with me at the helm.  This place was the biggest major violator of American Rock n' Roll music.  This is the game.  I'm playing their a**.  It should have been YOUR job, but now that's my job.  I watched these co******ers operate with impunity for over 50 years, and now I got them. The sh*t's chess, it ain't checkers."

 

 

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